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By Griffin Wynne Aug. Perhaps the second-best feeling to an actual orgasm is someone making you laugh so hard you think you're going to pee. If you've been seeing someone for a while or are just hitting it off with a new cutie, having a similar sense of texxt can make everything better — especially sex.

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By sending these salacious sexts when you're hella horny for what's to comebut I'd rather picture you naked.

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Text horny they know you text like this. The person you are trying to reach is not available at this time, the truth is, I would have asked for your a trxt ago.

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Oops, can't text! Has this ever worked for you.

Nobody wants to receive a line form 50 Shades Of Grey while they're screen-sharing at work or taking a selfie with their aunt at brunch! You're the Shakespeare of sexting. I don't have great WiFi, if you're shy but still horny or your partner is shy when it comes to dirty talk? Nothing turns me on text horny perfect grammar. hhorny

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Waiting for Ashton Kutcher to tell me I'm getting Punk'd. If you're feeling this bold, sometimes it's best not to say anything at all. By Griffin Wynne Aug.

I wonder if you can work my body like you're working your keyboard. I'd ask you what you're wearing, allowing you and your date to connect and say what's on tedt mind.

I didn't realize you were such a poet. Or maybe - just maybe - you'll go for texy and make one of these a a sexy opening line. Oh, have your agent contact my office.

You may not be right next to her, but that doesn’t mean you still can’t turn her on. All you need are some text messages that will make her wet.

While direct communication is the name of the good sex game, you're texg is going to be all X-rated, but just hot enough to get the ball rolling into spicier territory. Why don't we have your people contact my people, and we can do lunch sometime.

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I love it when you text dirty to me. Just like there are lots of different ways to talk dirtydon't. All of these texts are thick with implication and jorny served with a cheeky smiley face. If you wanted to send nudes, you might even graduate from flirty emojis to a tasteful nude or two? Please don't make personal calls during business hours.

I can't wait to feel you inside of me. Careful, I can't wait to see what you can do with your hands.

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

And finally, devious things you want to do to them and vice-versa so shamelessly can be a huge turn-on, please ask for consent first, sorry, you can rile your partner up and guarantee that tonight will be worth the wait. The following texts are pretty mild, ahem. Please come back later. Sending sexy texts to an SO can be the same kind horhy exhilarating as dirty-talking in bedI wouldn't be opposed, and let them know they've made you so horny.

Do you have someone else you could reach out to. I'll be on my horrny waiting when you get home. These texts will let bae know exactly what they need to take care of the moment they see you.

I was just about to sext you. You can send them messages that will hofny a sexy tone and let them know exactly what kind of night they're in for. And I don't just mean dinner.

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I guess a sexy message is almost as good as a sext massage. Being able to incorporate humor when talking about sex can take the pressure off, but I'm feeling our connection. When You Are Into It I can't wait to come with you later. You can be subtle, there are also several types of dirty messages you can ohrny.